October 21, 2003
10/20/03 Mercury Lounge Show
While there is a lot to say--and many folks to thank--following last night's NYC debut, I am proceeding forthwith to the UK in order to achieve world domination, and opportunities for communication are limited.
Therefore please accept these snapshots of the evening shot by our friend Andrew at PIAS America.
October 19, 2003
CONFIRMED CREATION POWER IS IMMINENT
WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS FREQUENTLY UPDATED AREA OF THE INTERNET FOR BURNS TO COMMUNICATE IN AN APPARENTLY "UNFETTERED" MANNER WITH HIS FANS. BURNS WILL APPEAR TO BE ENGAGED IN DIRECT, ONE ON ONE CONTACT WITH THE WORLD VIA THIS COMMUNICATIONS MEDIUM, BUT WILL ACTUALLY BE PROPOGATING OUR MIND CONTROL STRATEGY WITH EVERY INTERACTION. ALL HUMANKIND WILL BE PUPPETS OF LOBSTER SPACE LORDS, THEIR SMALL, VEGETABLE BRAINS USED ONLY TO DO OUR BIDDING.