WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS FREQUENTLY UPDATED AREA OF THE INTERNET FOR BURNS TO COMMUNICATE IN AN APPARENTLY "UNFETTERED" MANNER WITH HIS FANS. BURNS WILL APPEAR TO BE ENGAGED IN DIRECT, ONE ON ONE CONTACT WITH THE WORLD VIA THIS COMMUNICATIONS MEDIUM, BUT WILL ACTUALLY BE PROPOGATING OUR MIND CONTROL STRATEGY WITH EVERY INTERACTION. ALL HUMANKIND WILL BE PUPPETS OF LOBSTER SPACE LORDS, THEIR SMALL, VEGETABLE BRAINS USED ONLY TO DO OUR BIDDING.
Posted by spacelobsters at October 19, 2003 03:23 AM