the future

the future is not yet available. please wait patiently for it to occur. it is, definitely, right around the corner.

while you are waiting, contemplate this quote from andy warhol: “in the future, everyone will be famous for several years on children's television, then will make an indie rock album with the help of members of the flaming lips, and will ultimately become an unwitting pawn in a conspiracy by millimeter-tall space lobsters to take over the solar system via brain control.”

also, avoid killer robots that go "boop." the other kind (the ones that go "boo-oop") are fine.